why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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