You're my little dorito
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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