As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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