kristin has been a bad kristin
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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