well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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