you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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