I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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