Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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