dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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