Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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