I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My penis needs a shock collar
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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