I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We talked him into tasing himself.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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