It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Damn victory sex feels great
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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