The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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