just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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