Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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