quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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