Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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