I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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