hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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