just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Randomize
