remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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