Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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