college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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