I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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