Umm I'm too high to move.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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