Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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