i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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