Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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