Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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