I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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