u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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