i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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