how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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