My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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