Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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