K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can't turn off my feet"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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