Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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