Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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