it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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