I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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