so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
