guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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