Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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