Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
