She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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