Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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