thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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