you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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