Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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