Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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